ACCEUIL
Remonter

 

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, IT WAS MADE BY A PROFESSIONAL!

 

As you know I trashed my 'vette.  I'll try to explain you how to do it...

First you take big toolbox, then say to yourself : "I will do a very great job".

After that, start removing all unnessery parts, like the dash, the steering... 

Then you have to remove all the little things that makes you crazy. I mean, electrical system (ALL wires). At this moment you're proud to do this... 

Then go out and open the hood. Let's take a break to see how you will remove all these parts... (if you feel something wrong, then go get a beer immediately)

After you can start by easy things, like all that doesn't needs a wrench or special tool... 

Once you did it, start to remove the battery (easy and not stressful).

At this time you have some thoughts, like: "Ho! ho! Should I continue... YES!, I began and i'll finish it..."

Great, you're ready to continue. Now take a wrench and start remove all the stuff that makes you crazy again like, carburator, manifold, timing belt, this little part that doesn't seem to fit anywhere... 

Remove this and that and this little thing here that seem to be useless. 

Once you get tired of removing all this useless stuff, go get a beer,  relax and enjoy the great job you just did... Let pass a few days.

Ho ho! Another thought... : "Am I sure that I did the right thing, I don't have any money to finish my project... "

Don't listen to this and get behind your wrench. Start to unscrew a bolt somewhere under the hood. 

Get off this little f***ing hose that make you out of yourself.

O.K. when it's done (it can takes a lot of work and strenght).

 Look at this beauty, isn't great??? 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I TRASHED MY 'VETTE.....SNIF....SNIF...!

THEN you can say: "what I have done??!!". 

When you realize and settle down, you'll say: "Maybe I can rebuilt it?!"... 

Once again, another 'vette owner cryed and felt on his knees....... 

As you re
ad, it's a beautyfull story but it ends very sadly, then the owner think to buy another one, BUT this time, he will NOT repeat his own fault...

 

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